meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

jesuschristvevo:

i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

SO DOCTOR WHO JUST HAPPENED ON MY LIFE

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

eliatrope-moved:

when u know someone doesn’t like u as much as u like them